Spam Storm - The best jokes from the Media Empire inbox
UPDATED June 21st, 2005.
(Additions since last year are labelled 
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1. Women's and Men's English (9.09) - Text
2. Bushit (9.02) - Text
3. The hippy and the nun (8.92) - Text
4. Tasteless Queen Mum gag (8.89) - Text
5. British Double Entendres (8.88) - Text
6. Male Date Rape Drug (8.86) - Text
7. In case of terrorist attack (8.82) - Images
8. Cute kitties and puppies (8.78) - Images
9. Penguin bully (8.74) - Images
10. How to get the system to work for you (8.73) - Images
11. Great Sporting Moments (8.71) - Images
12. Worst Job Experiences (8.66) - Text
13. Understanding Engineers (8.66) - Text
14. Send this on and we'll see if it works (8.65) - Text
15. Ever mistake your dog for a towel? (8.65) - Images
16. Musical horses (8.65) - Links
17. If Bill Gates ran GM... (8.64) - Text
18. What the... signs (8.64) - Images
19. Mum-in-law-to-be (8.64) - Text
20. A soap story (8.64) - Text
21. The Shepherd and the Yuppie (8.63) - Text
22. Great Bumper Stickers (8.61) - Text
23. New Priest (8.61) - Text
24. Happy Tree Friends Valentine's Smoochie (8.61) - Links
25. Things to do when bored in a megamart (8.6) - Text
26. The Thermodynamics of Hell (8.59) - Text
27. 21st Century Dark Lord (8.59) - Text
28. Tortoise Picnic (8.58) - Text
29. Let's Play Gulf War II! (8.58) - Links
30. The Seven Best sleep positions (8.58) - Images
31. Office Dares (Redux) (8.55) - Text
32. Marketing definitions (8.55) - Text
33. Mozambique Lion Warning (8.55) - Images
34. Tech Support for Boyfriend Upgrade (8.54) - Text
35. Musical Stripes (8.53) - Links
36. You know you're living in 2003 when... (8.5) - Text
37. Optical Illusion For Guys (8.5) - Images
38. War President video (8.49) - Links
39. Rainbow clip (8.49) - Links
40. Things you should have learnt by now (8.48) - Text
41. Metaphors from Student Essays (8.48) - Text
42. Caution (8.48) - Images
43. Mark Fiore's Animated Political Cartoons (8.46) - Links
44. Australian and American Recycling (8.42) - Text
45. GSCE Test (8.38) - Text
46. Lambthrax - The end of the world (8.36) - Links
47. Obnoxious parrot (8.34) - Text
48. I am better than your kids (8.31) - Links
49. Kenny the Rooster (8.3) - Text
50. Shityrail (8.26) - Links
51. Icon Sex (8.24) - Links
52. Gross Out (8.22) - Text
53. Letter to the bank (8.21) - Text
54. What is a bastard? (8.2) - Images
55. Top Tips From Viz (8.2) - Text
56. Anagrams (8.2) - Text
57. Give Bush a brain game (8.2) - Links
58. Engilsh (8.18) - Text
59. Nursing home speed demon (8.18) - Text
60. Eye Exam (8.17) - Images
61. The Goondawindi Three-Kick Rule (8.17) - Text
62. How far to the fallopians? (8.17) - Images
63. Why stick people are extinct (8.15) - Images
64. Dubya tells the truth (8.13) - Links
65. Guilty Doctor (8.1) - Text
66. Useful Confession (8.1) - Text
67. Mullets (8.09) - Images
68. Clear look (8.08) - Images
69. Moby's dick (8.07) - Images
70. The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship (8.07) - Text
71. Motor Insurance Claims (8.07) - Text
72. Pong (8.06) - Links
73. Words of Wisdom (8.06) - Text
74. Fitness in the USA (8.05) - Images
75. I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr. Bush (8.05) - Text
76. Frequent Farter (8.05) - Text
77. Empire Strikes Back Extra-Special Edition (8.04) - Text
78. Frodo has failed (8.04) - Images
79. Now this is friendship (8.03) - Text
80. Further proof that Dubya is an imbecile (8.01) - Text
81. The World's Worst Leaders (8.01) - Links
82. Clever Drivers (8) - Text
83. Excerpts from the Queen Mum's Book of Remembrance (8) - Text
84. When I was a kid (8) - Text
85. Checking Account (8) - Text
86. Sexual gratification for nerds (7.99) - Images
87. Few-liners (7.96) - Text
88. New holiday for the boys (7.95) - Text
89. Rated Mmmmmm (7.95) - Images
90. The laws of singin' the blues (7.9) - Text
91. Pharmacology (7.9) - Text
92. Rejected (7.89) - Links
93. A quiz (7.87) - Links
94. Insurance Hall of Fame (7.87) - Images
95. Male Comebacks to Female Comebacks to Male Pick-up Lines (7.86) - Text
96. Howard and Costello (7.83) - Images
97. What the... ads (7.83) - Images
98. Gorilla Removals (7.78) - Text
99. Words Women Use (7.77) - Text
100. Wisdom From Kids (7.76) - Text
101. Michael Jackon Baby Drop Games (7.75) - Links
102. Pig shooting (7.75) - Text
103. Google's April Fool's Day Joke (7.74) - Links
104. Life Explained (7.73) - Images
105. rathergood.com (7.73) - Links
106. The Litmus Paper Test (7.73) - Text
107. Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? (7.72) - Text
108. Getting a job at the CIA (7.71) - Text
109. A Deep Personal Love (7.7) - Links
110. Hollywood vs. Afghanistan (7.68) - Images
111. FAQ about your health (7.68) - Text
112. You can't make this stuff up (7.66) - Images
113. People who should never have married (7.6) - Images
114. Her Story & His Story (7.6) - Text
115. Finding WMDs online (7.59) - Links
116. How smart is your right foot? (7.58) - Text
117. Scout Walker Kama Sutra (7.57) - Links
118. Top 10 times in history when the "F" word was appropriate (7.57) - Text
119. Some quickies (7.55) - Text
120. Highland Hospitality (7.55) - Text
121. Mental Hospital (7.54) - Text
122. Kids' books that never made it (7.54) - Images
123. Tarzan loses his virginity (7.51) - Text
124. If women ruled the world (7.51) - Images
125. In some dialects, Bush means vagina (7.5) - Images
126. Alternate Meanings (7.5) - Text
127. How tough are Aussie men? (7.48) - Text
128. Nemo - found him! (7.48) - Images
129. A Man's Viewpoint on Relationships (7.46) - Text
130. New words for 2003 (7.44) - Text
131. Quick thinkers (7.44) - Text
132. Camel Toe Cup (7.43) - Images
133. Random Acts of Wrongness (7.43) - Images
134. We Are Australians! (7.42) - Text
135. Axis of Just as Evil (7.42) - Text
136. Pedestrian Killer (7.42) - Links
137. Blonde Jokes (7.42) - Text
138. Opera Baby (7.42) - Links
139. Growing Up In Australia (7.41) - Text
140. True Confessions (7.4) - Text
141. Dr Seuss explains computers (7.39) - Text
142. We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (7.38) - Links
143. Passive Resistance to the US occupation (7.36) - Images
144. Why men have it so good (7.33) - Text
145. Broadmeadows Monopoly (7.33) - Images
146. Why lizards shouldn't bungee jump (7.32) - Images
147. Easter bunnies (7.3) - Images
148. Queen Mum found alive (7.29) - Images
149. Tali-tubby (7.29) - Images
150. Bush and Blair - Endless Love (7.28) - Links
151. Anti-terrorist police test (7.27) - Text
152. The birds and the bees (7.26) - Text
153. Xmas in the country (7.25) - Text
154. Test your splash factor (7.21) - Links
155. Hobbit Name Generator (7.2) - Links
156. Marine Corps Comeback (7.15) - Text
157. Child abuse in the 80s (7.15) - Images
158. Chain Letter with a difference (7.14) - Text
159. Blind pilot (7.14) - Text
160. Zoomquilt (7.14) - Links
161. UN Survey (7.13) - Text
162. If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (7.08) - Text
163. Somewhat rude funnies (7.08) - Text
164. 10 puns (7.07) - Text
165. Car black boxes (7.06) - Text
166. Might as well talk to the dogs (7.04) - Images
167. Save this poor boy's life by chain letter (7) - Text
168. Real Places (7) - Images
169. Stoopid Ads (7) - Text
170. Shiny shoes (7) - Text
171. Penguin cartrouble (7) - Text
172. Halloween costume (7) - Text
173. I feel like chicken tonight (6.98) - Text
174. Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic (6.97) - Text
175. Make Love Not War (6.96) - Images
176. New Mr. Men (6.96) - Images
177. How to prevent spillage at urinals (6.95) - Images
178. Howard's bonza speech (6.94) - Text
179. Gulf War Sequel (6.91) - Images
180. Dokaka (6.91) - Links
181. Ever feel the world is against you? (6.9) - Images
182. Virtual bartender (6.9) - Links
183. The Star Wars Kid (6.89) - Links
184. Fearless wartime leader (6.89) - Images
185. The finer things in life (6.88) - Images
186. Can ye nae play it? (6.88) - Text
187. Mick Jagger's Frogchild (6.86) - Text
188. Beer Goggles in action (6.85) - Links
189. Sofa King (6.83) - Images
190. Who Loves You? (6.83) - Images
191. Sweden, the Euro and impotence (6.82) - Images
192. Out of the mouths of babes (6.8) - Text
193. Full Strength or not at all (6.77) - Images
194. Worst Album Covers Ever (6.77) - Links
195. Broken Engrish (6.76) - Links
196. A new dietry supplement you'll be gagging for (6.75) - Links
197. Warning: Not For the Kiddies (6.75) - Images
198. Vocabulary Builder (6.74) - Text
199. The World According to the USA (6.73) - Images
200. What were his parents thinking? (6.7) - Images
201. Alan Jones knows how to make a photo shoot count (6.69) - Images
202. A conversation with alcohol (6.64) - Text
203. More shorties (6.63) - Text
204. Shipping manure (6.6) - Text
205. A hard life (6.6) - Text
206. New Reality TV shows (6.57) - Images
207. Talking Dog (6.57) - Text
208. Stone-age computers (6.55) - Images
209. More exam bloopers (6.52) - Text
210. If airlines sold paint (6.5) - Text
211. Blasted branding! (6.46) - Images
212. Harry Potter: A New Hope (6.41) - Images
213. The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld (6.38) - Text
214. Apricots (6.37) - Images
215. Sexist Jokes (6.32) - Text
216. Let's speak Strain (6.31) - Text
217. The male brain on holiday (6.28) - Images
218. Do you want fries with that? (6.27) - Images
219. Australian palm pilot (6.25) - Images
220. Something in your eye? (6.24) - Images
221. Declan the Crab (6.18) - Text
222. Christian and Justin the prawns (6.14) - Text
223. Chinese Whispers (6.13) - Text
224. Our Daily Chicken (6.13) - Text
225. Biting... (6.12) - Images
226. Health Advice (6.11) - Text
227. A Song for the Queen Mum (6.09) - Text
228. New Invention (6.08) - Text
229. School Gags (6.05) - Text
230. Dubya's Resume (6.05) - Text
231. Two stupid chickens (6.04) - Images
232. Animals have the Darndest Thoughts (6.04) - Text
233. The Duck (6) - Text
234. Top tips and hints (6) - Text
235. First encounter with an elevator (6) - Text
236. Numbskull politicians and Internet copyright (6) - Links
237. Rumsfeld wins on gobbledegook (6) - Text
238. In a Perfect World (5.96) - Images
239. And God said to Adam... (5.9) - Images
240. A bra, a battery and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar. (5.9) - Text
241. U.S. Political Humour April 2003 (5.9) - Text
242. The Near Future (5.88) - Text
243. Gaza Nostalgia (5.83) - Text
244. Woman marries dead boyfriend (5.81) - Links
245. Guyness Quotient (5.8) - Text
246. Japanese Banking Crisis (5.79) - Text
247. Sickies (5.75) - Text
248. Currency: Coincidence or Conspiracy? (5.75) - Links
249. Metallica strikes again (5.73) - Text
250. Coma resuscitation (5.73) - Text
251. Application for Aussie Citizenship (5.71) - Images
252. Bush war reasoning (5.7) - Images
253. Keeping Satan at bay (5.67) - Text
254. Updated Lord's Prayer (5.57) - Text
255. Old Age (5.53) - Text
256. Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted (5.53) - Links
257. New Barbies (5.28) - Text
258. shakeitbabe (5.26) - Links
259. Jesus and Computers (5.25) - Text
260. Definitions you won't find in the dictionary (5.22) - Text
261. George W. Bush - Priceless (5.19) - Images
262. Two fonts walk into a bar (5.14) - Text
263. Osama's Mother (5.04) - Images
264. Short & Sweet (5) - Text
265. New Political Theory (5) - Text
266. Cutting Edge Military Technology (4.97) - Images
267. Risky Times of Life (4.95) - Text
268. The Night Before Thanksgiving (4.88) - Images
269. 21st Century Drum Solo (4.83) - Links
270. Aussie Political Movie Posters (4.81) - Links
271. New phone charges (4.78) - Text
272. Extreme Ironing (4.67) - Links
273. A little info on Valentine's Day (4.66) - Text
274. Funniest Jokes in the World (4.53) - Text
275. Bummer of a name (4.5) - Images
276. Ministry of Pensions Extracts (4.5) - Text
277. Memepool (4.5) - Links
278. Free cat to good home (4.49) - Images
279. Battery shopping (4.27) - Text
280. Iraqi maths teacher detained (4.1) - Text
281. Arguing on the net (3.97) - Images
282. what a cute! Natsuko has a weblog! (3.83) - Links
283. Easter cancelled (3.74) - Images
284. September 11 Sandcastle (3.63) - Images
285. Tragedies, accidents, and great losses (3.59) - Text
286. They used to be friends (3.49) - Images
287. Attack of the Werebunnies (3.23) - Text
288. A modern fable (2.93) - Text