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Spam Storm - The best jokes from the Media Empire inbox

UPDATED June 21st, 2005.
(Additions since last year are labelled )

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1. Women's and Men's English (9.11) - Text
2. Bushit (9.07) - Text
3. British Double Entendres (8.98) - Text
4. The hippy and the nun (8.95) - Text
5. Tasteless Queen Mum gag (8.85) - Text
6. In case of terrorist attack (8.83) - Images
7. Male Date Rape Drug (8.82) - Text
8. Penguin bully (8.77) - Images
9. Cute kitties and puppies (8.76) - Images
10. How to get the system to work for you (8.74) - Images
11. Great Sporting Moments (8.71) - Images
12. Tortoise Picnic (8.71) - Text
13. Worst Job Experiences (8.7) - Text
14. Mum-in-law-to-be (8.69) - Text
15. Let's Play Gulf War II! (8.69) - Links
16. Letter to the bank (8.68) - Text
17. Understanding Engineers (8.68) - Text
18. Nursing home speed demon (8.67) - Text
19. If Bill Gates ran GM... (8.66) - Text
20. The Shepherd and the Yuppie (8.65) - Text
21. A soap story (8.65) - Text
22. What the... signs (8.64) - Images
23. Mozambique Lion Warning (8.63) - Images  
24. The Thermodynamics of Hell (8.63) - Text
25. Send this on and we'll see if it works (8.61) - Text
26. Things to do when bored in a megamart (8.61) - Text
27. Great Bumper Stickers (8.6) - Text
28. Tech Support for Boyfriend Upgrade (8.6) - Text  
29. Happy Tree Friends Valentine's Smoochie (8.6) - Links
30. Marketing definitions (8.59) - Text
31. Things you should have learnt by now (8.57) - Text
32. Ever mistake your dog for a towel? (8.56) - Images
33. Office Dares (Redux) (8.56) - Text
34. Musical horses (8.54) - Links
35. The Seven Best sleep positions (8.54) - Images
36. Metaphors from Student Essays (8.53) - Text
37. Musical Stripes (8.53) - Links
38. 21st Century Dark Lord (8.52) - Text
39. You know you're living in 2003 when... (8.5) - Text
40. War President video (8.49) - Links  
41. Rainbow clip (8.49) - Links  
42. Caution (8.48) - Images
43. Mark Fiore's Animated Political Cartoons (8.46) - Links
44. GSCE Test (8.45) - Text
45. Optical Illusion For Guys (8.44) - Images
46. Lambthrax - The end of the world (8.36) - Links
47. Australian and American Recycling (8.36) - Text
48. Obnoxious parrot (8.34) - Text  
49. Kenny the Rooster (8.3) - Text
50. Icon Sex (8.29) - Links
51. The Goondawindi Three-Kick Rule (8.28) - Text
52. Shityrail (8.26) - Links  
53. The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship (8.25) - Text
54. Gross Out (8.24) - Text
55. I am better than your kids (8.24) - Links
56. Eye Exam (8.23) - Images
57. Engilsh (8.23) - Text
58. What is a bastard? (8.22) - Images  
59. Top Tips From Viz (8.22) - Text
60. How far to the fallopians? (8.2) - Images
61. Anagrams (8.2) - Text
62. Give Bush a brain game (8.2) - Links  
63. Guilty Doctor (8.17) - Text
64. Clear look (8.15) - Images
65. Mullets (8.15) - Images
66. Excerpts from the Queen Mum's Book of Remembrance (8.15) - Text
67. Why stick people are extinct (8.14) - Images
68. Frequent Farter (8.13) - Text
69. Dubya tells the truth (8.13) - Links
70. Useful Confession (8.13) - Text
71. Fitness in the USA (8.12) - Images
72. I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr. Bush (8.1) - Text
73. Frodo has failed (8.08) - Images
74. Moby's dick (8.07) - Images
75. Motor Insurance Claims (8.07) - Text  
76. Pong (8.06) - Links
77. Words of Wisdom (8.06) - Text
78. Rated Mmmmmm (8.05) - Images
79. New holiday for the boys (8.04) - Text
80. Empire Strikes Back Extra-Special Edition (8.04) - Text
81. Now this is friendship (8.03) - Text
82. Further proof that Dubya is an imbecile (8.01) - Text
83. The World's Worst Leaders (8.01) - Links
84. Clever Drivers (8) - Text
85. Checking Account (8) - Text
86. Few-liners (7.96) - Text
87. Sexual gratification for nerds (7.96) - Images
88. Insurance Hall of Fame (7.91) - Images
89. The laws of singin' the blues (7.9) - Text
90. Pharmacology (7.9) - Text
91. Rejected (7.89) - Links
92. A quiz (7.87) - Links
93. Male Comebacks to Female Comebacks to Male Pick-up Lines (7.85) - Text
94. Howard and Costello (7.83) - Images
95. What the... ads (7.83) - Images
96. Words Women Use (7.82) - Text
97. Gorilla Removals (7.78) - Text
98. Wisdom From Kids (7.76) - Text
99. Pig shooting (7.75) - Text
100. Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? (7.75) - Text
101. Her Story & His Story (7.75) - Text
102. Google's April Fool's Day Joke (7.74) - Links
103. rathergood.com (7.73) - Links
104. The Litmus Paper Test (7.73) - Text
105. Michael Jackon Baby Drop Games (7.72) - Links
106. Life Explained (7.71) - Images
107. Getting a job at the CIA (7.71) - Text
108. Tarzan loses his virginity (7.7) - Text
109. A Deep Personal Love (7.7) - Links  
110. FAQ about your health (7.68) - Text
111. How smart is your right foot? (7.64) - Text  
112. Child abuse in the 80s (7.64) - Images
113. You can't make this stuff up (7.63) - Images
114. When I was a kid (7.63) - Text
115. Hollywood vs. Afghanistan (7.61) - Images
116. People who should never have married (7.6) - Images
117. Finding WMDs online (7.59) - Links
118. Mental Hospital (7.59) - Text
119. How tough are Aussie men? (7.58) - Text
120. Scout Walker Kama Sutra (7.57) - Links
121. Some quickies (7.55) - Text
122. Highland Hospitality (7.55) - Text
123. If women ruled the world (7.54) - Images
124. Top 10 times in history when the "F" word was appropriate (7.54) - Text
125. In some dialects, Bush means vagina (7.52) - Images
126. Alternate Meanings (7.5) - Text
127. Random Acts of Wrongness (7.48) - Images
128. Nemo - found him! (7.48) - Images
129. A Man's Viewpoint on Relationships (7.46) - Text
130. New words for 2003 (7.44) - Text
131. Quick thinkers (7.44) - Text
132. Anti-terrorist police test (7.44) - Text
133. We Are Australians! (7.42) - Text
134. Axis of Just as Evil (7.42) - Text
135. Passive Resistance to the US occupation (7.42) - Images
136. Pedestrian Killer (7.42) - Links
137. Blonde Jokes (7.42) - Text
138. Opera Baby (7.42) - Links
139. Growing Up In Australia (7.41) - Text
140. Camel Toe Cup (7.4) - Images
141. Kids' books that never made it (7.4) - Images
142. Hobbit Name Generator (7.4) - Links
143. Dr Seuss explains computers (7.39) - Text
144. We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (7.38) - Links
145. Broadmeadows Monopoly (7.33) - Images  
146. Why men have it so good (7.32) - Text
147. Why lizards shouldn't bungee jump (7.32) - Images
148. Tali-tubby (7.31) - Images
149. Queen Mum found alive (7.29) - Images
150. Bush and Blair - Endless Love (7.28) - Links
151. The birds and the bees (7.26) - Text
152. Xmas in the country (7.25) - Text
153. Stone-age computers (7.21) - Images
154. Test your splash factor (7.21) - Links
155. Somewhat rude funnies (7.19) - Text
156. Might as well talk to the dogs (7.15) - Images
157. Marine Corps Comeback (7.15) - Text
158. Chain Letter with a difference (7.14) - Text
159. Blind pilot (7.14) - Text
160. Zoomquilt (7.14) - Links  
161. UN Survey (7.13) - Text
162. Save this poor boy's life by chain letter (7.09) - Text
163. If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (7.08) - Text
164. 10 puns (7.07) - Text
165. Easter bunnies (7.06) - Images
166. Car black boxes (7.06) - Text
167. Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic (7.05) - Text
168. Real Places (7) - Images
169. Stoopid Ads (7) - Text
170. Shiny shoes (7) - Text
171. Halloween costume (7) - Text  
172. I feel like chicken tonight (6.98) - Text
173. How to prevent spillage at urinals (6.95) - Images
174. Howard's bonza speech (6.94) - Text
175. Gulf War Sequel (6.91) - Images
176. Dokaka (6.91) - Links
177. Ever feel the world is against you? (6.9) - Images
178. Virtual bartender (6.9) - Links  
179. The Star Wars Kid (6.89) - Links
180. Fearless wartime leader (6.89) - Images
181. The finer things in life (6.88) - Images
182. Can ye nae play it? (6.88) - Text
183. Mick Jagger's Frogchild (6.86) - Text
184. Penguin cartrouble (6.86) - Text
185. Beer Goggles in action (6.85) - Links  
186. Sofa King (6.83) - Images
187. Who Loves You? (6.83) - Images
188. The World According to the USA (6.81) - Images
189. Out of the mouths of babes (6.8) - Text
190. Make Love Not War (6.78) - Images
191. Full Strength or not at all (6.77) - Images
192. Worst Album Covers Ever (6.77) - Links
193. Broken Engrish (6.76) - Links
194. Warning: Not For the Kiddies (6.76) - Images
195. A new dietry supplement you'll be gagging for (6.75) - Links
196. Vocabulary Builder (6.74) - Text
197. True Confessions (6.73) - Text
198. What were his parents thinking? (6.7) - Images
199. New Mr. Men (6.7) - Images
200. Alan Jones knows how to make a photo shoot count (6.69) - Images  
201. Sweden, the Euro and impotence (6.67) - Images
202. More shorties (6.63) - Text
203. A hard life (6.6) - Text
204. New Reality TV shows (6.57) - Images
205. Talking Dog (6.57) - Text
206. Sexist Jokes (6.54) - Text
207. More exam bloopers (6.52) - Text
208. If airlines sold paint (6.5) - Text
209. Blasted branding! (6.46) - Images
210. A conversation with alcohol (6.42) - Text
211. Harry Potter: A New Hope (6.41) - Images
212. The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld (6.38) - Text
213. Apricots (6.37) - Images
214. Biting... (6.35) - Images
215. Let's speak Strain (6.29) - Text
216. The male brain on holiday (6.28) - Images
217. Do you want fries with that? (6.27) - Images
218. Australian palm pilot (6.25) - Images
219. Something in your eye? (6.24) - Images
220. Declan the Crab (6.18) - Text
221. Christian and Justin the prawns (6.14) - Text  
222. Chinese Whispers (6.13) - Text
223. Our Daily Chicken (6.13) - Text
224. Health Advice (6.11) - Text
225. A Song for the Queen Mum (6.09) - Text
226. New Invention (6.08) - Text  
227. School Gags (6.05) - Text
228. Dubya's Resume (6.05) - Text
229. Animals have the Darndest Thoughts (6.04) - Text
230. In a Perfect World (6.02) - Images
231. The Duck (6) - Text
232. Top tips and hints (6) - Text
233. First encounter with an elevator (6) - Text
234. Numbskull politicians and Internet copyright (6) - Links
235. Rumsfeld wins on gobbledegook (6) - Text
236. And God said to Adam... (5.9) - Images
237. A bra, a battery and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar. (5.9) - Text
238. U.S. Political Humour April 2003 (5.9) - Text
239. The Near Future (5.88) - Text
240. Gaza Nostalgia (5.83) - Text  
241. Woman marries dead boyfriend (5.81) - Links  
242. Two stupid chickens (5.81) - Images
243. Guyness Quotient (5.8) - Text
244. Japanese Banking Crisis (5.79) - Text
245. Application for Aussie Citizenship (5.79) - Images
246. Bush war reasoning (5.77) - Images
247. Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted (5.75) - Links
248. Sickies (5.75) - Text
249. Currency: Coincidence or Conspiracy? (5.75) - Links
250. Metallica strikes again (5.73) - Text
251. Coma resuscitation (5.73) - Text  
252. Keeping Satan at bay (5.67) - Text
253. Updated Lord's Prayer (5.57) - Text
254. 21st Century Drum Solo (5.57) - Links  
255. Old Age (5.53) - Text
256. Shipping manure (5.5) - Text
257. New Barbies (5.28) - Text
258. shakeitbabe (5.26) - Links
259. Jesus and Computers (5.25) - Text
260. Definitions you won't find in the dictionary (5.22) - Text
261. George W. Bush - Priceless (5.19) - Images
262. Two fonts walk into a bar (5.14) - Text
263. Osama's Mother (5.13) - Images
264. Cutting Edge Military Technology (5.11) - Images
265. Short & Sweet (5) - Text
266. New Political Theory (5) - Text
267. Risky Times of Life (4.95) - Text
268. The Night Before Thanksgiving (4.88) - Images  
269. Aussie Political Movie Posters (4.81) - Links
270. A little info on Valentine's Day (4.81) - Text
271. New phone charges (4.78) - Text
272. Ministry of Pensions Extracts (4.67) - Text  
273. Extreme Ironing (4.67) - Links
274. Funniest Jokes in the World (4.53) - Text
275. Free cat to good home (4.5) - Images
276. Bummer of a name (4.5) - Images
277. Memepool (4.5) - Links
278. Battery shopping (4.27) - Text
279. Iraqi maths teacher detained (4.1) - Text
280. Arguing on the net (3.97) - Images
281. what a cute! Natsuko has a weblog! (3.83) - Links
282. Easter cancelled (3.74) - Images
283. September 11 Sandcastle (3.62) - Images
284. Tragedies, accidents, and great losses (3.61) - Text
285. They used to be friends (3.45) - Images
286. A modern fable (3.38) - Text
287. Attack of the Werebunnies (3.24) - Text
288. New Priest (2.6) - Text