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Spam Storm - The best jokes from the Media Empire inbox

UPDATED June 21st, 2005.
(Additions since last year are labelled )

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1. Women's and Men's English (9.13) - Text
2. Bushit (9.1) - Text
3. British Double Entendres (8.96) - Text
4. The hippy and the nun (8.92) - Text
5. Tasteless Queen Mum gag (8.88) - Text
6. In case of terrorist attack (8.85) - Images
7. Male Date Rape Drug (8.82) - Text
8. Penguin bully (8.77) - Images
9. Cute kitties and puppies (8.76) - Images
10. How to get the system to work for you (8.73) - Images
11. Tortoise Picnic (8.72) - Text
12. Great Sporting Moments (8.69) - Images
13. Let's Play Gulf War II! (8.69) - Links
14. Worst Job Experiences (8.69) - Text
15. Understanding Engineers (8.67) - Text
16. A soap story (8.65) - Text
17. Mozambique Lion Warning (8.65) - Images  
18. Mum-in-law-to-be (8.65) - Text
19. If Bill Gates ran GM... (8.65) - Text
20. The Shepherd and the Yuppie (8.64) - Text
21. What the... signs (8.63) - Images
22. The Thermodynamics of Hell (8.62) - Text
23. New Priest (8.62) - Text
24. Send this on and we'll see if it works (8.61) - Text
25. Things to do when bored in a megamart (8.6) - Text
26. Great Bumper Stickers (8.6) - Text
27. Happy Tree Friends Valentine's Smoochie (8.6) - Links
28. 21st Century Dark Lord (8.58) - Text
29. Things you should have learnt by now (8.57) - Text
30. Tech Support for Boyfriend Upgrade (8.57) - Text  
31. Office Dares (Redux) (8.56) - Text
32. Marketing definitions (8.55) - Text
33. Musical horses (8.54) - Links
34. Ever mistake your dog for a towel? (8.54) - Images
35. The Seven Best sleep positions (8.54) - Images
36. Musical Stripes (8.53) - Links
37. Metaphors from Student Essays (8.51) - Text
38. You know you're living in 2003 when... (8.5) - Text
39. War President video (8.49) - Links  
40. Rainbow clip (8.49) - Links  
41. Optical Illusion For Guys (8.48) - Images
42. Caution (8.48) - Images
43. Mark Fiore's Animated Political Cartoons (8.46) - Links
44. Nursing home speed demon (8.46) - Text
45. Letter to the bank (8.44) - Text
46. GSCE Test (8.44) - Text
47. Lambthrax - The end of the world (8.36) - Links
48. Obnoxious parrot (8.34) - Text  
49. Australian and American Recycling (8.33) - Text
50. I am better than your kids (8.31) - Links
51. Kenny the Rooster (8.3) - Text
52. Icon Sex (8.29) - Links
53. Shityrail (8.26) - Links  
54. Gross Out (8.24) - Text
55. What is a bastard? (8.22) - Images  
56. Top Tips From Viz (8.22) - Text
57. The Goondawindi Three-Kick Rule (8.21) - Text
58. How far to the fallopians? (8.2) - Images
59. Anagrams (8.2) - Text
60. Give Bush a brain game (8.2) - Links  
61. Eye Exam (8.19) - Images
62. Engilsh (8.18) - Text
63. Guilty Doctor (8.17) - Text
64. Clear look (8.15) - Images
65. Mullets (8.15) - Images
66. Why stick people are extinct (8.14) - Images
67. The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship (8.13) - Text
68. Frequent Farter (8.13) - Text
69. Dubya tells the truth (8.13) - Links
70. I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr. Bush (8.1) - Text
71. Useful Confession (8.1) - Text
72. Excerpts from the Queen Mum's Book of Remembrance (8.09) - Text
73. Moby's dick (8.07) - Images
74. Motor Insurance Claims (8.07) - Text  
75. Pong (8.06) - Links
76. Words of Wisdom (8.06) - Text
77. Fitness in the USA (8.05) - Images
78. New holiday for the boys (8.04) - Text
79. Empire Strikes Back Extra-Special Edition (8.04) - Text
80. Frodo has failed (8.04) - Images
81. Now this is friendship (8.03) - Text
82. Further proof that Dubya is an imbecile (8.01) - Text
83. The World's Worst Leaders (8.01) - Links
84. Clever Drivers (8) - Text
85. Checking Account (8) - Text
86. Rated Mmmmmm (7.98) - Images
87. Few-liners (7.96) - Text
88. Sexual gratification for nerds (7.94) - Images
89. Insurance Hall of Fame (7.91) - Images
90. The laws of singin' the blues (7.9) - Text
91. Pharmacology (7.9) - Text
92. Rejected (7.89) - Links
93. A quiz (7.87) - Links
94. Male Comebacks to Female Comebacks to Male Pick-up Lines (7.84) - Text
95. Howard and Costello (7.83) - Images
96. What the... ads (7.83) - Images
97. Words Women Use (7.8) - Text
98. Gorilla Removals (7.78) - Text
99. Wisdom From Kids (7.76) - Text
100. Michael Jackon Baby Drop Games (7.76) - Links
101. Pig shooting (7.75) - Text
102. Her Story & His Story (7.75) - Text
103. Google's April Fool's Day Joke (7.74) - Links
104. Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? (7.74) - Text
105. rathergood.com (7.73) - Links
106. The Litmus Paper Test (7.73) - Text
107. Getting a job at the CIA (7.71) - Text
108. A Deep Personal Love (7.7) - Links  
109. Hollywood vs. Afghanistan (7.68) - Images
110. FAQ about your health (7.68) - Text
111. How smart is your right foot? (7.64) - Text  
112. You can't make this stuff up (7.63) - Images
113. When I was a kid (7.63) - Text
114. Life Explained (7.6) - Images
115. People who should never have married (7.6) - Images
116. Finding WMDs online (7.59) - Links
117. Mental Hospital (7.59) - Text
118. How tough are Aussie men? (7.58) - Text
119. Scout Walker Kama Sutra (7.57) - Links
120. Some quickies (7.55) - Text
121. Highland Hospitality (7.55) - Text
122. If women ruled the world (7.54) - Images
123. Top 10 times in history when the "F" word was appropriate (7.53) - Text
124. Tarzan loses his virginity (7.51) - Text
125. In some dialects, Bush means vagina (7.5) - Images
126. Alternate Meanings (7.5) - Text
127. Random Acts of Wrongness (7.48) - Images
128. Nemo - found him! (7.48) - Images
129. A Man's Viewpoint on Relationships (7.46) - Text
130. New words for 2003 (7.44) - Text
131. Quick thinkers (7.44) - Text
132. Anti-terrorist police test (7.44) - Text
133. We Are Australians! (7.42) - Text
134. Axis of Just as Evil (7.42) - Text
135. Pedestrian Killer (7.42) - Links
136. Blonde Jokes (7.42) - Text
137. Opera Baby (7.42) - Links
138. Growing Up In Australia (7.41) - Text
139. Kids' books that never made it (7.4) - Images
140. Dr Seuss explains computers (7.39) - Text
141. We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (7.38) - Links
142. Camel Toe Cup (7.38) - Images
143. Passive Resistance to the US occupation (7.36) - Images
144. Child abuse in the 80s (7.36) - Images
145. Broadmeadows Monopoly (7.33) - Images  
146. Why men have it so good (7.32) - Text
147. Why lizards shouldn't bungee jump (7.32) - Images
148. Tali-tubby (7.31) - Images
149. Queen Mum found alive (7.29) - Images
150. Bush and Blair - Endless Love (7.28) - Links
151. The birds and the bees (7.26) - Text
152. Xmas in the country (7.25) - Text
153. Hobbit Name Generator (7.24) - Links
154. Test your splash factor (7.21) - Links
155. Somewhat rude funnies (7.19) - Text
156. Might as well talk to the dogs (7.15) - Images
157. Marine Corps Comeback (7.15) - Text
158. Chain Letter with a difference (7.14) - Text
159. Blind pilot (7.14) - Text
160. Zoomquilt (7.14) - Links  
161. UN Survey (7.13) - Text
162. Save this poor boy's life by chain letter (7.09) - Text
163. If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (7.08) - Text
164. 10 puns (7.07) - Text
165. Easter bunnies (7.06) - Images
166. Car black boxes (7.06) - Text
167. Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic (7.05) - Text
168. Real Places (7) - Images
169. Stoopid Ads (7) - Text
170. Shiny shoes (7) - Text
171. Halloween costume (7) - Text  
172. I feel like chicken tonight (6.98) - Text
173. Sweden, the Euro and impotence (6.96) - Images
174. How to prevent spillage at urinals (6.95) - Images
175. Howard's bonza speech (6.94) - Text
176. Gulf War Sequel (6.91) - Images
177. Dokaka (6.91) - Links
178. Ever feel the world is against you? (6.9) - Images
179. Virtual bartender (6.9) - Links  
180. The Star Wars Kid (6.89) - Links
181. Fearless wartime leader (6.89) - Images
182. The finer things in life (6.88) - Images
183. Can ye nae play it? (6.88) - Text
184. Mick Jagger's Frogchild (6.86) - Text
185. Penguin cartrouble (6.86) - Text
186. Beer Goggles in action (6.85) - Links  
187. Sofa King (6.83) - Images
188. Who Loves You? (6.83) - Images
189. New Mr. Men (6.8) - Images
190. Out of the mouths of babes (6.8) - Text
191. Make Love Not War (6.78) - Images
192. The World According to the USA (6.77) - Images
193. Full Strength or not at all (6.77) - Images
194. Worst Album Covers Ever (6.77) - Links
195. Broken Engrish (6.76) - Links
196. Warning: Not For the Kiddies (6.76) - Images
197. A new dietry supplement you'll be gagging for (6.75) - Links
198. Vocabulary Builder (6.74) - Text
199. True Confessions (6.73) - Text
200. What were his parents thinking? (6.7) - Images
201. Alan Jones knows how to make a photo shoot count (6.69) - Images  
202. Stone-age computers (6.64) - Images
203. More shorties (6.63) - Text
204. A hard life (6.6) - Text
205. New Reality TV shows (6.57) - Images
206. Talking Dog (6.57) - Text
207. More exam bloopers (6.52) - Text
208. If airlines sold paint (6.5) - Text
209. Blasted branding! (6.46) - Images
210. Sexist Jokes (6.45) - Text
211. A conversation with alcohol (6.42) - Text
212. Harry Potter: A New Hope (6.41) - Images
213. The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld (6.38) - Text
214. Apricots (6.37) - Images
215. Biting... (6.29) - Images
216. Let's speak Strain (6.29) - Text
217. The male brain on holiday (6.28) - Images
218. Do you want fries with that? (6.27) - Images
219. Australian palm pilot (6.25) - Images
220. Something in your eye? (6.24) - Images
221. Declan the Crab (6.18) - Text
222. Christian and Justin the prawns (6.14) - Text  
223. Chinese Whispers (6.13) - Text
224. Our Daily Chicken (6.13) - Text
225. Health Advice (6.11) - Text
226. A Song for the Queen Mum (6.09) - Text
227. New Invention (6.08) - Text  
228. School Gags (6.05) - Text
229. Dubya's Resume (6.05) - Text
230. Two stupid chickens (6.04) - Images
231. Animals have the Darndest Thoughts (6.04) - Text
232. In a Perfect World (6.02) - Images
233. The Duck (6) - Text
234. Shipping manure (6) - Text
235. Top tips and hints (6) - Text
236. First encounter with an elevator (6) - Text
237. Numbskull politicians and Internet copyright (6) - Links
238. Rumsfeld wins on gobbledegook (6) - Text
239. And God said to Adam... (5.9) - Images
240. A bra, a battery and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar. (5.9) - Text
241. U.S. Political Humour April 2003 (5.9) - Text
242. Application for Aussie Citizenship (5.89) - Images
243. The Near Future (5.88) - Text
244. Gaza Nostalgia (5.83) - Text  
245. Woman marries dead boyfriend (5.81) - Links  
246. Guyness Quotient (5.8) - Text
247. Japanese Banking Crisis (5.79) - Text
248. Bush war reasoning (5.77) - Images
249. Sickies (5.75) - Text
250. Currency: Coincidence or Conspiracy? (5.75) - Links
251. Metallica strikes again (5.73) - Text
252. Coma resuscitation (5.73) - Text  
253. Keeping Satan at bay (5.67) - Text
254. Updated Lord's Prayer (5.57) - Text
255. Old Age (5.53) - Text
256. Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted (5.53) - Links
257. New Barbies (5.28) - Text
258. shakeitbabe (5.26) - Links
259. Jesus and Computers (5.25) - Text
260. Definitions you won't find in the dictionary (5.22) - Text
261. George W. Bush - Priceless (5.19) - Images
262. Two fonts walk into a bar (5.14) - Text
263. Osama's Mother (5.13) - Images
264. Cutting Edge Military Technology (5.11) - Images
265. Short & Sweet (5) - Text
266. New Political Theory (5) - Text
267. Risky Times of Life (4.95) - Text
268. The Night Before Thanksgiving (4.88) - Images  
269. 21st Century Drum Solo (4.83) - Links  
270. Aussie Political Movie Posters (4.81) - Links
271. A little info on Valentine's Day (4.81) - Text
272. New phone charges (4.78) - Text
273. Ministry of Pensions Extracts (4.67) - Text  
274. Extreme Ironing (4.67) - Links
275. Funniest Jokes in the World (4.53) - Text
276. Bummer of a name (4.5) - Images
277. Memepool (4.5) - Links
278. Free cat to good home (4.45) - Images
279. Battery shopping (4.27) - Text
280. Iraqi maths teacher detained (4.1) - Text
281. Arguing on the net (3.97) - Images
282. what a cute! Natsuko has a weblog! (3.83) - Links
283. Easter cancelled (3.74) - Images
284. September 11 Sandcastle (3.63) - Images
285. Tragedies, accidents, and great losses (3.61) - Text
286. They used to be friends (3.45) - Images
287. A modern fable (3.38) - Text
288. Attack of the Werebunnies (3.29) - Text